how to survive a zombie appoc

1. WATCH AS MANY ZOMBIE FLICKS AS POSSIBLE!!!! we ussually learn alot from what we watch. and plus the thought of zombies will be melted in your brains...so there for you might not be as scared when you see a really real one!!!Suggested: Shawn of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Resident Evil (all 3)

2. gather all weapons you have. if you dont have any make sure you know where to get some.
you'll need:
shotgun
riffel
base-ball bat
machete
pistol
blow torch.
or anything else that will come in handy
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....A PAIR OF BALLS...(hypothetically)

3. find a hide out and board it up good!

locations: mall, you house, or someone elses house .

4. protect your own kind!!!! dont leave someone behind to save yourself. you will need to repopulate the earth.

5. don't let a zombie scratch or bite you.

6. if a zombie bites or scratched you or some one else..you will have to kill them or keep them captive and chained up well till someone finds a cure... but i would'nt suggest even doing that...you don't wanna take a chance.

Oh how I feel pathetic

MIGRAINE, MIGRAINE, & MORE MIGRAINE

ALL DAY MAN!!! my head has been KILLING me. and on top of that i've been having hot flashes, ikr, what am i like...40? when i got home i took me some meds and drank plenty of water. It's good to not take meds every time you have a headache or migraine because your body can get use to the meds so then the medicine won't work.
**no more migraine {:

^~^ other things to do besides MEDS.. bath, sleep, hot rag against forehead... what i just told you, you probubly allready knew.....haha wow, i need to get a life :I


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it all adds up sooner or later ( bed intruder)

Ok so i'm really slow when it comes to phrases my friends say "hide you kids, hide yo wife" i didn't have any idea where this came from, i just thouhght they made it up for the heck of it but then my friend and i were listening to her ipod, and all of the sudden this song comes on. I FEEL SO STUPID!!! haha and i said "ohhhhhhh this is where that saying comes from" then about a month later i figure out the was actually a rapist in alabama, and it was on the new, and someone just songifyed it... :) im kinda late on things haha.

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9/11 made us stronger.

Early on the morning of September 11, 2001. 19 hijackers took control of four commercial airliners en route to San Francisco and Los Angeles after takeoff from Boston, Newark, and Washington, D.C.Planes with long flights were intentionally selected for hijacking because they would be heavily fueled. At 8:46 a.m., five hijackers crashed american airline flight 11 into the World Trade Center's North Tower and at 9:03 a.m. another five hijackers crashed united airline flight 175 into the South Tower .                                             
 Osama Bin Laden : The devil. He was th founder of jihadist organization, the attackers of 9/11. he must of thought it would destroy our american pride, make us just give up, well he was wrong
we as americans black/white/asian/ ANYONE who believes in american justice, pride. we've all had our moments of giving up, but others pride is like a diesese it spreads and it spreads and it spreads
some more.
now he has paid, for what he has done. now he is rotting in the firery pit of hell.

(when he was alive)

(bye,bye Bin Laden)

I can't handle talking about stuff like this, it's awful it really is, im sorry i couldnt be more detailed, i dont know much about 9/11 i just know it's a devastation that had made us stronger.

bye my lovelys and if you were affected by 9/11

I'm truely sorry and you'll be in my thoughts.

"stay strong america"

9/11/11

Do you get random when you're tired?

Ok I'm very sleepy like no joke. And all of the sudden I'm like "hey, I'm thirsty!" so I open my VERY squeaky door ( hoping I won't wake my parents) then swiftly and quite as a mouse I go to the refrigerator. Milk? Nah. Water,hmmm nah. Kool-Aid? No! Tea!!!!!! Yes baby!! It's bought to get crazy up in here. I poor me a huge cup full and put some ice cubes in it and enjoy in my bed.. And I'm writing this blog while doing so

Sincerely,
Sleepy head

To; lil lovelys :)

When I think of him

I'm in love. I've been in love to 3 years now.
Him & I have been together, I "KNEW" he loved me..and i know he still does, it's not just the  "hold hands, text me every second of the day" kinda love. it's desire.  I don't know how to explain much further then that with out sounding like william shakesphere.
what caused the tradgedy of 2 broken hearts?
Him & I had to go a whole summer( 4 months) with out talking to eachother
because my parents didn't approve of my romeo. when we finnally were re-united, I was filled with butterflies but for some reason i felt we have grown apart... :( and on top of that i had to move to a completely different state, i thought, "well, i guess this is it, it's not meant to be." but I was WRONG.
sometime s you choice you own fait because you have decision in life, now

don't get me wrong i can't control my feelings as much as my actions.
him and i could still be together happily if i weren't sooo selfish. i say i'm selfish because i didn't give him and I a second chance to because US. happy, comfortable, and desired and loved by eachother for who we were.

**** if you're the juilet in this blog, and you havn't seen your romeo in while and you don't feel that conection like before, give him a chance, even if it means starting over (without breaking up) reconect go out on a romantic getaway. (date! *derp*) but DON'T go to the movies lol I think that would be pointless because you wouldnt talk, but that's my opinion. what's yours?

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Friends & their anoying habbits

We all make mistakes, but unfortunetly, mistsakes can become bad habits. I have a friend (A), she lies to me(B) enough were it make me wanna scream! She lies to get her self out of unconfortable situations all the time, for example: I invited her over this weekend but she made plans w/ someone else and she said, "I can come over tommorow" so now its today is tommorow (: i called her five times today ( i think more lol) she hasn't answered her phone.. and its near the end of the day.

Recap: she told me she could come over Today, just to avoid the current uncomfortable situation.

but today she is avoiding me by not answering her phone.

**** when you become friend (A) in this situation, don't lie to your friend because you think they will be mad at you even if you say somthing they don't wanna hear, because in the long run they will love you even more for being honest to them. and friend(B) talk to your friend (A) & tell them how you feel, as that is what i'm going to do ( in a very generous way)   :P

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Alright, now it's time for the question of the week!!!

If u had X-ray vision what would you look through first?
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